Spoona

The act of kicking a soccer ball a minimum of yards above the goal, the most embarassing being inside the 18 yard box is spooning.

An actual spoona is not the act but a title giving by the jews to people who kick the ball rediculus heights above the goal many times.

Many people confuse missing a goal and spooning as the same, but just as a "square can be a rectangle, but a rectangle cant be a square" in geometric terms.. a Miss can be a spoon, but just because its a miss, its not a spoon.

Sysnoyms: Frank Lampard(Chelsea FC Superstar) , Ben Green (Saginaw Valley FC hopeful), Chris Davis (Div III), and Darin Taimanglo (Hip-Hop).

" and darin brings the ball down the wing, man on man with chuck..he fients and goes right....chuck persuses...oh the nutmeg!...He beats the last defenda...one on one with the keep...in the 18...SHOT!!!..........Oh the the fans in the top rafters have a new keepsake.. Damn John, i think he sent that one to jesus. And the crowds scream thier dispair............"SPOONA! SPOONA! THATS WHY YOUR DIVISION 4!" "THATS A FRANK LAMPARD" "THE REFREES A WANKER!"

by Darin Taimanglo October 19, 2008

Spoona

Binny, I found you in the rubbish but you are not rubbish, in fact your really acceeeeeeeee.

Binny, you got to go to sleep now, please just go to sleep now. Please just shut your faceeeeee

“Spoona”

by Opalferndallard August 31, 2025

peanut butter spoon

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.

Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now

by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020

Spoon fed hoe

A spoon fed hoe is a grown ass immature female that was born into the hoe life, often named Edina .

Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.

The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.

If you didn't raise your daughter to be a spoon fed hoe she may have some respect for herself, her vagina & other people's relationships & you wouldn't have to make yourself look stupid for defending her skank ass.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 12, 2018

peanut butter spoon

People that try to fight cop cars

"that wanka is a real peanut butter spoon" - Someone

by CreepyUncleJim May 13, 2021

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.

"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*

by Bukas July 13, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

5:40 don't climb on top of a cop car and you won't fall off of it.

You guys ever look up peanut butter spoon?

by Dohaldir September 18, 2020