the small dried up pieces of sharp poop left around the anus due to insufficient wiping.
jonas thought there was a cactus in his pants, but he realized it was just an aste.
by brandon johnson December 05, 2007
Get a Aste mug for your barber Julia.
Awkward Sexual Tension.

Typically can be found in the early stages of a mutual crush, or between two people who desperately want to fuck each other but for some reason can't/aren't.
mark: has max asked you out yet?
allie: nah we're still AST'ing. give it a few days.
by Icameupwith February 06, 2012
Get a AST mug for your grandma Jovana.
attention seeking tool

a tool who is aware of their toolness yet continues to be a tool in order to gain attention
You AST!
by Grabill Mish May 11, 2011
Get a AST mug for your mate Abdul.
AST is an abbreviation for Abrama Standard Time. This time scale refers to a time that is unknown in both origin and duration. A person is said to be on AST when their ability to adhere to any type of standard time frame is absent or completely out of synch with Universal time.
Andrew will meet with us today at 10:00 AST. This means that we can be sure that the actual time Andrew will show up for the meeting will be unknown (if at all).
by DevHellOper July 22, 2010
Get a AST mug for your brother-in-law Paul.
Already saw that

When your friend posts a link in chat that you've already seen hours ago and feel the need to let him know you've seen it.
Brandon: *Video of trashy fight at fast food chain*
Alex: ast

Brandon: Seriously? It was posted 2 minutes ago...
Alex: that's ages ago
by chromerunner April 19, 2017
Get a AST mug for your sister-in-law Beatrix.
Meaning "at the same time" in internet language.
Arnie:So ashy still sore after that butt whoppin?
Ashy: that sounds so funny and wrong ast
by Double A&A July 30, 2009
Get a ast mug for your mother-in-law Beatrix.