Aste 

the small dried up pieces of sharp poop left around the anus due to insufficient wiping.

jonas thought there was a cactus in his pants, but he realized it was just an aste.

Aste by brandon johnson January 1, 2008

aste 

people you have close relationships with

women have more astes than men.

aste by Josadie November 21, 2023

aste 

people you have close relationships with

an aste is a person you have a close relationship with.

aste by Josadie November 21, 2023

aste 

the amount of people you have close relationships with

an aste is the amount of people you have close relationships with.

aste by Josadie November 21, 2023

aste 

the amount of people you have close relationships with

Astee is the amount of people you have close relationships with.

aste by Josadie November 21, 2023

aste 

people you have close relationships with

Astee is the amount of people you have close relationships with.

aste by Josadie November 21, 2023

Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.

"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."

Aste spoodgemante by Dabether May 15, 2006