A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a
gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be
accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you
just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn
last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with
flexible balls. Have
you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."