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spoge by captain cock September 7, 2003
Words you can keep
To talk before you think
Daymo : Boss will you give me a promotion as my girlfriend has promised me bum sex if I get one.
Boss: You are a complete Spoge
Spoge by Dandude0384 December 3, 2014
Related Words
spoge Spogee Spoget Spogettii spode Spaget spagett Spagetti Spage smoge
There's a few different definitions I've seen for this word. In the late 90's thru mid 2k's this is what it meant:

Spode was a synonym for chump, wuss, pansy, weakling, sissy. Most often used to describe guys that sucked at sports.
Guy 1: Johnny is such a spode!

Guy 2: For real! What's his record? 3 and 15 on the j.v squad?
Spode by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023
The master of spooking, capable of hiding behind plants and in dumpsters. Often mistaken as the bosses kid or just some guy with a long ponytail.

His name, Spagett, is also his catchphrase, which he shouts upon emerging from his hiding place
"Spagett! Got Ya! Spooked Ya"
spagett by Spagett January 8, 2009

Spodermen 

A spin off meme of Spider-Man usually used with bad grammar or other spin off meme's associated with crude comedy.
"Hey Spodermen u wante sme rice?"
"Sure wat knd?"
"Uncle Bens"
"Why u do dis?"
Spodermen by LurkyHD August 1, 2016
Something you DO NOT TOUCHA.

(Italian accent pronunciation of spaghetti.)
SPAGET by RockstarJockey January 13, 2018
VanossGaming said this word in the game "UNO!" The word is the meaning of jumping in in the UNO game.
I'm going to jump in!

Skoged!
skoged by LotusPerson November 11, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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