Spock off

To seek a logical answer and gain knowledge

Joe kept asking me why the sky was blue so I told him to go Spock off.

The cast of Jersey Shore could use some time to Spock off since they're a bunch of idiots.

Spock off by wishful_thinker February 11, 2010

Shock-off 

A person who is always showing off the shocker hand symbol (see shocker) in photo opportunities. Typically photos are in a bar setting or drunken stupor. Typical Shock-off is overweight or juice-head male who has never given and will never give the shocker in real life. (To show shocker hand symbol, open all fingers except clench the ring finger in fist position.)

"Hey look at these pics from last night...oh wait, there's Billy being a Shock-off again...and again...and again."

Shock-off by Tumas August 15, 2007

"One sock on, one sock off" conditioning 

The psychological sequence that involves an individual who only displays one barefoot (and another foot that has a sock or any foot covering on), especially to record a video or take pictures for sexual gratification or attention. This term is specifically focused on individuals who prefer having only one barefoot shown rather than both barefeet at the same time.

Some videos on YouTube demonstrate "only one sock on, one sock off" conditioning to sexually attract some individuals (predominantly males) who prefer over some videos that show both barefeet at the same time.

A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.

"One sock on, one sock off" conditioning by ttrungraj May 19, 2023

jerk off sock 

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

jerk off sock by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015

jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

jack-off sock by NotASock March 26, 2010

going off like a frog in a sock 

when someone is going crazy, like a frog would in a sock.

dang sterling is going off like a frog in a sock cause someone drank his last pepsi and a dingo ate his baby.

going off like a frog in a sock by sterwang October 11, 2006

Sock Offs 

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

Sock Offs by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018