3 definitions by Quan Chi Nuts
The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.
Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"
Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"
"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018
That one nut in every social group who drank so deeply from the nipple of madness that they vomit puns all over the place (see off his rocker), sometimes even going so far as to put themselves and others in physical danger for a pun.
If you get cancer they will be the first to make a crappy joke about your horoscope, if your asshole landlord kicks you out for "getting raccoons high in the stairwell" or some bullshit he's right there with a pun about homelessness.
Far from recoiling from the negative reactions of others, the pun rocker wears them as a badge of honor, evidence of a "job well pun".
If you get cancer they will be the first to make a crappy joke about your horoscope, if your asshole landlord kicks you out for "getting raccoons high in the stairwell" or some bullshit he's right there with a pun about homelessness.
Far from recoiling from the negative reactions of others, the pun rocker wears them as a badge of honor, evidence of a "job well pun".
Mark: "You know what's fucking intense? A camping holiday with your pimp"
Rob: "STFU Mark we literally just got stabbed by a pimp in a camper van!"
Mark: "Never! Within me flows the blood of a pun rocker! Actually it flows out of me too..."
Rob: "STFU Mark we literally just got stabbed by a pimp in a camper van!"
Mark: "Never! Within me flows the blood of a pun rocker! Actually it flows out of me too..."
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018
The fake tan trend slowly taking over the world.
With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.
With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.
"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"
"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"
"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018