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n. A combination of jizz and spooge, the spooge being the more dominant of the 2 in the mixture. Spooge is usually a bit thicker and creamier than jizz, while jizz is more runny like coffee creamer. Splooz is thick but fast flying jizz.
v. When you wank off and splooz comes out.
adj.(sploozy)Easy going, smooth-man.

"Yo dawg, I was at this gurl's house last night and I was givin' it to her in the stink pipe, and then I whipped it out and sploozed all over that tight ass."
"O RLY?"
"Ya RLY, it was sploozy"

Splooz by Uncle_C May 30, 2006

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Sploon

to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"

"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*

Sploon by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018

Related Words

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Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

sloozey

a classy way of saying slut

Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself

sloozey by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

sploob

pupy pictue he"s pupy abd hes screaning and hes a pupy thak you

hi sploob

sploob by hi12345678920 October 8, 2020

Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

Slooz

A girl who is loose in morals, a slut, whore, tramp etc...

- "Dude, that girl over there sucked off like 4 guys at the party last night"
- "Dude, what a slooz."

Slooz by fiveonetwo November 11, 2008

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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