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to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"
"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*
Sploon by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018
Words you can keep
"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."
sploon by squidkid666 June 16, 2015
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sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.
"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"
Sploon by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013
A spooning slut: someone who spoons with everyone.
Bob: Suzy spooned with Jack last night.

Eric: I heard she spooned with Nathan last week too.

Bob: I am not surprised. She's such a SPLOON.
Sploon by Clarexx June 30, 2014
SplOon/SplOoning/SploOned:
(Latin Origin)-
Yo Mamma; And Ya Papa.
Hayden: Did you hear? Mr. Worldwide just got splOoned!

Milo: SploOned? My beloved (Armando Christian Pérez)??

Cooper: Yeah, he must be yo mamma or ya papa. His water must have broke!

sploon too 

an other word for splatoon 2
Person 1:hey wanna sploon too
Person 2:naw ima fortnut
Person 1:oh k.
sploon too by IcySand May 25, 2018

sploon thee 

Me: hey
Friend: SPLOON THEE
sploon thee by sp[pon3 September 19, 2022
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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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