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Splooshoo 

A drip or bunch of unwanted liquid
"I must get rid of this splooshoo"
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Sploopity Sploosh 

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker
When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"
Sploopity Sploosh by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019
A mixture of semen, blood, and doodoo usually resulting from rough anal sex.
I was pounding her ass balls deep, when I got up that morning my dick was covered in sploodoo!
Sploodoo by Kizurazgubye January 17, 2008

Happy sploosh-year 

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
Happy sploosh-year by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016
A female getting wet.
OMG While watching Magic Mike I was splooshing so hard you could take a bath it in.
Sploosh by Thawane October 31, 2012
She splooshed all over my bed and room.
Sploosh by Timothy Jordan May 1, 2008
Synonymous to shwing coined by Wayne's World, sploosh is an onomatopoeia representing sexual release (male or female), and is therefore a symbol of arousal and attraction to another person.

Can also be coupled with a hand being extending from one's pelvic region, to physically represent said release.
Chick 1: Oh wow did you just see that guy's 6 pack?? He's so hot. Sploosh!
Chick 2: Oh yea for sure! Sploosh.
sploosh by dom_ski September 23, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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