Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.

Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!

by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009

splodey

1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.

1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!

by tofubot May 31, 2006

splodgy sandwich

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .

Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.

by Singing Richard November 4, 2014

splodeydope

A suicide bomber. Frequently seen in conservative blogs.

Now, now, children. Put down those rifles and get back to your splodeydope class...

by Pi Factorial March 22, 2006

splodgelets

Individual puddles of semen

Jack ejaculated on Mary and left five splodgelets on her back.

Jack handed Mary the tissue box and said, "here, clean those splodgelets off yourself bitch."

by #elite July 29, 2017

Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008