splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

splodge

A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.

That child is very splodge.

by soloon April 29, 2015

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

splodge

a womans vagina

neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"

by sweatybollox May 9, 2010

splodge

He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!

"You own as much as splodge!"

by yoshi July 22, 2003

Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011