Splatdouche
1.A douchebag who's douchbaggedness usually creates a large amount of problems to friend and family.
Splatdouche by Splattie Mcgee November 11, 2010
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Spadouche
The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.
Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective
Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective
Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
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Spladouche
"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.
Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.
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Spandouchebag
The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.
Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.
Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.
Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !
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