Splatdouche 

1.A douchebag who's douchbaggedness usually creates a large amount of problems to friend and family.

Wow, justin is such a splatdouche ruining his dad's credit like that.

Splatdouche by Splattie Mcgee November 11, 2010

Spadouche 

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.

Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.

Spadouche by itchmyass February 5, 2017

Spladouche

"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.

Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.

Spladouche by tivo May 26, 2012

Splindouche 

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

Splindouche by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006

Slutdouchery 

The act of fornicating with a slutty female, usually a buddy's ugly mom or girlfriend.

Steve's slutdouchery knows no bounds: did you hear he doucheraped John's mom last night?

Slutdouchery by Man13earPig777 May 7, 2009

Spandouchebag 

The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.

Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.

Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !

Spandouchebag by Jaydams April 14, 2014