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Splatdouche 

1.A douchebag who's douchbaggedness usually creates a large amount of problems to friend and family.
Wow, justin is such a splatdouche ruining his dad's credit like that.
Splatdouche by Splattie Mcgee November 11, 2010
Words you can keep

Spadouche 

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.
Spadouche by itchmyass February 5, 2017

Spladouche

"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.
Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.
Spladouche by tivo May 26, 2012

Splindouche 

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.
Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"
Splindouche by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006

Slutdouchery 

The act of fornicating with a slutty female, usually a buddy's ugly mom or girlfriend.
Steve's slutdouchery knows no bounds: did you hear he doucheraped John's mom last night?

Spandouchebag 

The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.

Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.
Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !
Spandouchebag by Jaydams April 14, 2014
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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