Spladouche

"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.

Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.

Spladouche by tivo May 26, 2012

scadouche 

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.

I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!

scadouche by C. Jones May 13, 2008

Subadouche 

A man (sometimes bearded) who drives a Subaru and wears all outdoor gear with no intension of ever doing any outdoor activities. This Subadouche can be easily spotted disturbing the flow of traffic and driving under the speed limit for optimal gas mileage.

Great! I'm stuck behind another Subadouche with an opinionated bumper sticker and kayaks on the roof with the tags still on them.

or

Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!

Subadouche by Another Concerned American July 17, 2009

Splouche 

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

Splouche by dagholio November 26, 2010

squadouche 

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

squadouche by Big Cali December 10, 2006

Spadouche 

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.

Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.

Spadouche by itchmyass February 5, 2017

Subadouche 

A young boy (usually between the ages of 17 and 22) that wears a flat billed sideways hat, skinny jeans, and racing tshirts. Looks exactly like his girlfriend but with short hair and bangs that he flips out of his eyes. Usually has a least two stupid piercings somewhere on his face.
Places racing stickers all over his car he paid to sound like a broken lawn mower. Puts racks on the top but no has ever seen him put anything on those racks. Has never actually been to a track, but thinks he's a professional race car driver when weaves in and out traffic like a wanna be bad ass. Parks however and wherever he wants because he thinks he's cool.

I was cursing my neighbor for mowing their lawn so early, but then I realized it was just their Subadouche son leaving for school.

Subadouche by Urdummaf88 June 26, 2018