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Spandouchebag 

The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.

Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.
Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !
Spandouchebag by Jaydams April 14, 2014
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Skadouchebag 

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.
Get away from me you skadouchebag.
Skadouchebag by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018
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Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.
You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
Scadouchebag by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010

skadouchebag 

(n) someone who quotes Jack Black movies way too much
after i went to see Kung Fu Panda i became a colossal skadouchebag
skadouchebag by donutlover57 March 13, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026