"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.
Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.
The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.
Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.
Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.