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Splatooning 

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.
I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.
Splatooning by Tsuchi July 11, 2015
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Splagooning 

When people like millenials make up stupid shit
Ed is splagooning again, what a twat.
Splagooning by Quelmp August 11, 2017

Splatooning 

The Act of having a tentacle In your ass
Oh, I love splatooning people.
Splatooning by spooner735 March 31, 2024

Spadooning 

The act of repeatedly slapping an erect penis on someone’s bare ass cheeks.
Before backshots, I had to practice my spadooning on Linda. It’s like the New Zealand Rugby team getting pumped up with the Haka.
Spadooning by HuntG12521 January 7, 2025

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026