Definitions by Ozvaldez

Splaf 

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

Splaf by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

Sir Sniffalot 

Someone who has an undeniably acute addiction to cocaine.

I see Sir Sniffalot has arrived...he looks absolutely clattered.

Sir Sniffalot by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007