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Splaffer 

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.
"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"
Splaffer by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003
Words you can keep

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum
I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Splifferation

An orgonisation of people who belive in solidarity, peace, pacafism, freedom, unity, love, respect, seek knowlege as power, no to tyranny, no to the monetary system and also the freedom of smoking hem good treez ;)
I was doon the high st the other day and this police officer tryed to arrest me, so i said i am part of the splifferation alliance and he hesitated to tak eme to the cells, due to Splifferation being in partnership with the amnesty International group.
Splifferation by Insight420 January 30, 2010

splifferette 

Rolling a spliff with scrapings form your grinder when your all out.
Dean: shit man, we out of weed!
Dave: I'll roll a splifferette.
Dean: Yeah man, scrape that shit outta that grinder....
Dave: Fuck yeah.
splifferette by the_sk8_dude February 15, 2006

Spliffer 

A Spliffer is a blunt wrap made from premium Fronto Leaf Tobacco. Sold originally in Phoenix, Arizona.
Aye bro, put that nasty ass Swisher down and roll up a Spliffer!
Spliffer by Spliffers Inc November 2, 2017
A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves
Oil you”

Piss of spaffer”
Spaffer by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

splifferific 

A reference to spliffs. An adjective describing a time or event that involves spliffs.
"Last night was splifferific! I don't remember a thing!"

"Dude the RHCP concert was totally splifferific, there was smoke everywhere!"
splifferific by Tab213 December 9, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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