splaffe

A cross between a spliff and an ace. Coined October 26, 2006. Traditionally, the two lines of the aces a 70s US term for joints are parallel. Spliff's lines bend out from one another, in symmetrical formation. Splaffes, then, feature one line that is curved outward, the other, straight.

Term coined while woman was not in underwear.

spliff + ace joint = splaffe

by kuygvkufydbv November 7, 2008

Spaffers

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

by PokeyD March 14, 2017

splatfest

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night

Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.

by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

spliffedelic

1. The "mind manifesting" result of smoking a very potent marijuana cigarette.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.

The doobie we smoked was spliffedelic!

by Cavemn July 24, 2006

splafe

A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")

Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.

mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours?
mandem 2: bout 8 bruv
mandem 1: splafe

by fiftey April 12, 2008

spaffed

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

by Smelting June 1, 2006