Splaf

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009

sclaff

When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.

"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"

by MxLongDong March 24, 2023

daff spaff

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

by _wha_ March 22, 2021

spladle

A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.

Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.

by Braydawg May 25, 2014

Spaffers

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021