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Horrid. Awful. Bad fashion.
Bit like Fuddy Duddy.
Except used more to do with what someones wearing.
"Oh look at that guys Spladanka zebra shorts"
Spladanka by Spladanka! October 2, 2009
Words you can keep

spadonkadonk

Much like the urban term spadoodle, that refers to the game in which you say spadoodle when you spot a vehicle with a headlight out, the term spadonkadonk can be used when you spot a vehicle with a tail light out.
Nah that's not a spadoodle, it's a tail light out. Therefore you say spadonkadonk.
spadonkadonk by Proto709 March 27, 2013

spladunk 

When you start a fiery shit, the shit hits the water in the comode so hard, it spladunks water all over your nutsack, or vagina.
I ate taco bell 2 hours ago. I was on my way home , had to take a shit and didn't feel like stopping at a service station. I barely made it to the bathroom when my nutsack got spladunked by the most ferocious shit of my life.
spladunk by Tiderkevin January 8, 2018
Another term to refer to when one has had sex. Often used to describe intercourse with somebody who is a virgin.
Friend: Yo, did you hit that shit last night?
You: Yeah, I spladunked her. It was tight!
The process of being jizzed on or loving skeet so much that when it happends the partner being spadanked just screams it out.
1)Holy crap dude Vivi just got spadanked.

2)Last night I spadanked on this girl.
Spadank by Mojo JoJo and Bizo Biz January 10, 2005

spadunkadunk 

The result of enjoying badonkadonk.
I checked out her badonkadonk and had a spadunkaunk accident.
spadunkadunk by Spudzooka July 4, 2005

saladanalingus 

The sexual action known as 'doing your mother'
Imperial evidence shows this is how
"Yo dude i just saladanalingu'd your moder last night"
"I'll saladanalingu your ass if you don't shut the saladanalingus up."
saladanalingus by Fen-riz August 5, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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