Spadank

The process of being jizzed on or loving skeet so much that when it happends the partner being spadanked just screams it out.

1)Holy crap dude Vivi just got spadanked.

2)Last night I spadanked on this girl.

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Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

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spadonk is a game played with 4 players a lamp shade and a recycling bin also it is the act of wining in spadonk

That game of spadonk was amazing.
We totally spadonked that game

Spadonk by Notcarter December 20, 2008

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Spagankin is a word used to describe someone or something amazing or cool.

That frappucino is spagankin!

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The state of being extremely tweeked or high on methamphetamines to the point of insanity.

Jessica and Jill went up the hill, spadackled to the nines, Jill got laid, jessica got paid, and Mikey got pulled over by the DEA.

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1) The opposite of funky. 2) Lacking in style; Mediocre.

Turn that spadunky music off, yo.

Be funky, not spadunky!

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A he man she bitch that everyone wants to bang because of the mixture of oprah Winfrey and john cena that's humping a Chrysler pt cruiser you got me

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