Spadanko

A cop 69. When two police vehicles are parked beside each other with the driver's sides facing in.

Watch your speed. There's a spadanko up ahead.

by swimoy November 9, 2021

Spadank

The process of being jizzed on or loving skeet so much that when it happends the partner being spadanked just screams it out.

1)Holy crap dude Vivi just got spadanked.

2)Last night I spadanked on this girl.

by Mojo JoJo and Bizo Biz January 10, 2005

The Stadanko

When a person spray farts in another persons cocoa pebbles and stirs it so it blends in. The other person would then eat it only to be sicken by last nights collard greens and carrot cake.

Flip: Guess what I did this morning?

Luther: What homie?

Flip: I gave Hootie The Stadanko.

Luther: You so nasty!

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

spadankle

an eager man who drives to go in for the kill but shamefully gets turned down and has to eat a black mans dirty anus out . spadankle

sorry i would but you spadankled your shot. . .

by Spanky Kung-fu Grip69 December 2, 2011

Spadankle

A car that still has both headlights on, but one headlight is significantly dimmed. This is another variation of the pedittle game, where you yell it first and smack the roof of the car.

Spadankle!!!!!

by AmiOhMy June 5, 2018

Spadanky

A way to say cool if you just nutted to Brittney spears while wearing a speedo and a squidward hat

"Hey Jim guess what I just Spadanked" "damn" "thats spadanky"

by BeckFestBOI December 12, 2018