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padonkadonk

a massively large and/or fine piece o' bootay
MMmmmmm man that bitch got her some padonkadonk!
padonkadonk by P-Biddy April 26, 2004

seadonkadonk 

A Fat obnoxious Sweat Hog, with a Fat booty. Seadonk,Bum,butterface,Fat Skunk,Seadonkey
Damn, yo she got a Seadonkadonk.
seadonkadonk by Nwood July 4, 2007

spadunkadunk 

The result of enjoying badonkadonk.
I checked out her badonkadonk and had a spadunkaunk accident.
spadunkadunk by Spudzooka July 4, 2005

speedonkadonk 

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.
Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.
speedonkadonk by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

Padonkadonk butt 

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by
Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.
Padonkadonk butt by kick ars December 11, 2011

spelonkadonk 

To navigate or explore the subterranean landscape of the human rectum or booty, typically with the aid of headlamps, crampons, and helmets.

When successfully exploring without the use need for lubrication, this activity is known as spelokadamning.

In the event that the regions in question have not yet been traversed, one might say said environment was spelonkadank.

A subset of spelondadonking, known as spelonkahonkeydonking, is acted upon a Caucasian subject.

May also be used as a noun. See examples.
Verb.
We have a lovely evening planned: a concert at the amphitheater, picnic at the reservoir with a bottle of wine, and if it all goes well, some spelonkadonking.

Noun.
Shit, it's Friday night. I'm about to get my spelonkadonk on.
spelonkadonk by h3extraextra March 19, 2014