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spadonkadonk

Much like the urban term spadoodle, that refers to the game in which you say spadoodle when you spot a vehicle with a headlight out, the term spadonkadonk can be used when you spot a vehicle with a tail light out.
Nah that's not a spadoodle, it's a tail light out. Therefore you say spadonkadonk.
spadonkadonk by Proto709 March 27, 2013
Words you can keep

padonkadonk

a massively large and/or fine piece o' bootay
MMmmmmm man that bitch got her some padonkadonk!
padonkadonk by P-Biddy April 26, 2004

seadonkadonk 

A Fat obnoxious Sweat Hog, with a Fat booty. Seadonk,Bum,butterface,Fat Skunk,Seadonkey
Damn, yo she got a Seadonkadonk.
seadonkadonk by Nwood July 4, 2007

spadunkadunk 

The result of enjoying badonkadonk.
I checked out her badonkadonk and had a spadunkaunk accident.
spadunkadunk by Spudzooka July 4, 2005

speedonkadonk 

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.
Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.
speedonkadonk by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

Padonkadonk butt 

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by
Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.
Padonkadonk butt by kick ars December 11, 2011

spelonkadonk 

To navigate or explore the subterranean landscape of the human rectum or booty, typically with the aid of headlamps, crampons, and helmets.

When successfully exploring without the use need for lubrication, this activity is known as spelokadamning.

In the event that the regions in question have not yet been traversed, one might say said environment was spelonkadank.

A subset of spelondadonking, known as spelonkahonkeydonking, is acted upon a Caucasian subject.

May also be used as a noun. See examples.
Verb.
We have a lovely evening planned: a concert at the amphitheater, picnic at the reservoir with a bottle of wine, and if it all goes well, some spelonkadonking.

Noun.
Shit, it's Friday night. I'm about to get my spelonkadonk on.
spelonkadonk by h3extraextra March 19, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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