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Shitter Splatter 

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.
I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.
Shitter Splatter by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.
Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!
splitter-splatter by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

spitter-spatter 

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.
We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.
spitter-spatter by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010

Shitter Splitter 

Curly is gonna rip you in half with his huge Shitter Splitter.
Shitter Splitter by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006

Shitter Splitter 

Underwear that seperates the butt cheeks
I would love to see her in a shitter splitter instead of those granny panties.
Shitter Splitter by DEESEL12 January 13, 2006

wig splitter 

An ass kicker in prison. As in he'll split your wig.
Homey is a stone cold wig splitter