spite shit 

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"

"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys

spite shit by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011

Spite Shit 

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

Spite Shit by Superlative1 November 16, 2011

Shit Spit

The water that splashes up into your anus when releasing a turd into the shitter.

Brad decided it was no big deal that he was out of toilet paper, for the shit spit rinsed out his farthole just fine.

Shit Spit by Cosmosis July 28, 2005

Shit site 

A site that is broken,has no one on it or is otherwise useless.

I just went to a website that had so many errors on it.It was a real shit site.

Shit site by wintersdelight October 7, 2010

Shit Spike

Shit Spike is when somebody spikes someones food or drink with shit.

"OMMFG!!! THIS MEAT BALL NOODLE SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"
"Haha!"
"Shit Spike?"
"yep."
"you ASSHOLE!"

Shit Spike by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

shit spit by alchemist April 22, 2014

Shit-Spit 

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

Shit-Spit by silentshotghost June 21, 2018