spit on

To refuse, decline, reject, disregard an item presented as a possible choice either currently or previously.

friend: Hey, they are hiring at the steel mill. It's manual labor but it is work.

you: Ah, not to spit on manual labor, but I have a college degree.

customer: Do you have anything else I could try?
rep: No, you already spit on everything within your budget that I showed you.

by Freeway September 10, 2019

Spit on

In baseball, when a pitcher tries to make a batter swing at a pitch that would otherwise be a ball. To spit on a pitch, is to not bite on a pitch. Example being a batter noticing the pitch and not swinging at it, even if the pitch looks like it could be a strike at first.

He absolutely spit on that slider.

by TheFightingProctor May 21, 2021

Spit on my jacket

The act of spitting on someones dick before or during a blowjob

Max spit on my jacket today

by papapattyp November 21, 2016

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Spit on the corn juice

A term used in south when you want to express dissatisfaction with someone’s actions (ruining a good thing)

Billy: *spoils a show*
Sarah: you really had to go and spit on the corn juice

by Macdaddi3 February 22, 2022

spit on your ass

The assertive application of saliva upon the ass to use for lube for the butthole.

if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole

damn mommy can i spit on your ass

by poosmoose99 November 14, 2016

Spit-on-your-dick hot

When a girl is so amazingly attractive that the flag is at full staff, you're ready to go, and JR. needs a little bit of assistance for that first thrust.

That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot

by Jhoe December 9, 2005