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Spirm by The reason to quit smoking January 6, 2023

Spirm Dragon 

You know that really weird looking piece of pocket lint with rabies? Yup. It's a Spirm Dragon

Wow dude I think my pocket lint just bit me!

Now you have a Spirm Dragon infestation. You should get that checked out.

Spirm Dragon by The Googlist June 16, 2009

full of sperm 

A sexual active guy who has sex with many different girls and usually they end up pregnant!

Maci : Hey did you see that Kelly, Keirsten, and Katie were all expecting!
Jamie : Yeah that would be a result of Chad He's full of sperm and never's hears the word no!
Maci : Oh shit me and Chad were together last night I hope I'm not pregnant too!
Jamie : Well he fucked me last week but luckly we were wearing rubbers!

full of sperm by JDawg 316 April 1, 2016

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

Mobile sperm bank by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Sperm collector

A woman who insists on having condom free sex.

Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!

Sperm collector by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017

Sperm Damage 

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

Sperm Burglar 

A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.

Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.

Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.

“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.

See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.

John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!

Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.

John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.

Sperm Burglar by Big Dongky October 19, 2019