Whilst in water, Saltpeter causes a reaction. This reaction can only be described as horrifying. The broken nucleus causes a catastrophic consequence that cannot be corrected. Spingfleng happens when the machine is stuck in the head, and Salvation seeks towards to the other paper cards. Also to be noted, Spingfleng is about a gram in mass and must be treated with cautious. Originally, it appears to be a normal crystallization of potassium and nitrogen but chips much easier. To dispose of this hazardous material, use a CDC brand sterilization bag. Do not use a classic hazard bag as it melts through, and the sterilization bags halt disease growth. After bagged, send to the Church of Broken Salvation. Through our generous donor, Gonar's Banking and Malek Sutleg, we are able to properly dispose of it. Do not be in the presence of Spingfleng for longer than 3 minutes or unforeseen consequences could consume the prospect. The cones, circle, and splortgesh are not related in the forming of Spingfleng as Spingfleng is a natural occurrence.

~JW, COBS
Spingfleng is not listed by the CDC under Apollyon. "Spingfleng is known for horrific brain malformations. The Eyes will turn white, then we are not the cause, but we are the savior."
by idkiskisk May 29, 2021
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