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The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up
Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!
Shimmed by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013
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over-stimmed 

When someone has taken so many stimulants that it feels like a comedown or exhaustion.

This is often caused by anxiety or just heavy body load, or lack of sufficient dopamine reserves for the adrenaline that is being pumped.
Damn bro, I snorted 75mg of speed and I thought I was crashing. Turns out I was just over-stimmed.
over-stimmed by Vldp123 December 4, 2018
Acting out your 13 year old murderous acts on a family of 5 to real people in your 20s
He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed!!!
Simmed by Radwashereinel1996 October 25, 2018
Getting high to a point where one acts like a character from the popular Sims computer game.
Man: Yo you were so simmed last night
Man 2: I know i was ripppeeddd
Simmed by worddd sannnnn January 16, 2009

semi-skimmed homo 

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).
"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."
Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
Shimmed by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011