spike strip

what cops use to pop the tires of escaping victims, it usually doesn't work because people jump out of their cars and hightail it into the woods

spike strips are pretty common in police chases

spike strip by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

Spike strip

When you simultaneously flat tire and try to put a finger in the butt hole of a friend walking ahead of you.

Matt: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Ben: I just got spike stripped.

Spike strip by Emma021 July 21, 2018

Jewish Spike Strip 

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.

Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"

Jewish Spike Strip by whitepower21 July 22, 2009

Spikestrip 

Schizophrenia so profound that one starts defending non-existent balance in Risk of Rain 2

Joe: Railgunner is completely unbalanced.
Fred: Railgunner is perfectly balanced + Skill issue + The J + Heheheha
Joe: Please get of Spikestrip your family misses you

Spikestrip by Squeesh0 March 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004