Spidge

Same as chuddy, chud or plain old chewing gum.

Give us some spidge.

Spidge by King Rollo September 7, 2005

Spidge

"Treasure" brought up from shipwrecks on the seabed by scuba divers.

For "Treasure" read - mainly bits of brass rubbish. For "Brought up" read - furiuosly chiseled off against the clock. For "Scuba Divers" read - thieving pikeys.
For "Seabed" read - murkey depths of cold water with visibility of two metres.

For Spidge there is a heirachy of value, disregard all gold, jewells and other fantasy land nonsense the real wreck treasure chart goes something like this:-

1= Ships bell
2= Telegraph / telemotor
3= Compass binnacle
4= Helm
5= Steam whistle
6= Nice brass Nav or deck lights
7= Portholes
8= Crockery & cutlery etc

Consolation prizes for the lower ranks of the air diving one tank numpty:-

Rubber soles from dead seamans shoes, unidentified piece of brass, crockery fragment, lead shot, hooked up fishing weights, pieces of diving equipment dropped by other novices.

All of the quality items have to be reported to the Receiver Of Wreck who finds out if you are allowed to keep the stuff. The remaining detritus is used to decorate your fireplace until you get married when the wife "accidentally" puts it out for the dustman.

"Dived the Lanfrac last weekend"
"Hur hur, find any gold"
"Er, yes actually! a solid bar of it, unfortunately it was a Leigh Bishop trip so in fact it had been placed there and was lead cast and sprayed gold to look like one"
"Hur hur - Fools Spidge!"

Spidge by Brucester July 29, 2007

Spidge

That last drip of semen after ejaculating

Eugh you have spidged on the sheets

Spidge by jimbo james hung August 14, 2011

Spidge

Scrap metal, usually copper, often collected during re-wiring and re-plumbing buildings.

We re-wired an old shop last week, and got hundreds of pounds worth of spidge.

Spidge by E Coke-Stove April 27, 2009

Spidge

Alternate word for the fruit "orange".

I would love to eat a spidge with no peelings, please.

Spidge by Fikus Tumps December 12, 2009

Spider-Man: no way home 

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?

junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes

Spider-Man: no way home by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

Spider Cuz 

The hood version of Spider-Man from Brooklyn

As the unofficial mascot of New York City, Spider Cuz (@spidercuz) is equipped with a Yankees fitted, Timberlands, and Hennessy. He became a viral sensation in New York after appearing on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) and calling out his archenemy, Batman

AYOOO YOU SEE THAT MF SPIDER CUZ POUR ONE OUT FOR POP SMOKE?!

Spider Cuz by EssexDelancey October 19, 2020