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Spiderism 

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.
Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.
Spiderism by tricksick October 17, 2020

spiderdust

Spider Dust n. : Also known as cheese extract, Spider Dust is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted (via eye sockets), inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of being a spider, or “shooting some webs your way.”
Get me some of that spiderdust
spiderdust by A_person September 9, 2015

Spiderbites

Double piercings usually on the bottom lip, side by side (one right next to the either). Can be either on the center, right or left side. Studs, Retainers or Captive Hoops can be used.
A : "I got my lip pierced today!"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"
Spiderbites by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

Spidertwist

When the girl is in a crawling position giving a man satisfying oral sex. She must be in a spider-like stance. As she gives the man's genitalia their necessary dues she must twist her head in a twist-like fashion. This procedure usually costs over $70. Also lube on the forehead is optional.
She is my girlfriend because she gives me an awesome spidertwist while wearing a sailor hat..
Spidertwist by sndefinitions March 6, 2010

spiderstanmybeloved 

An amazing and hilarious tiktoker <3 who uses she/they pronouns 🤤🤞
spiderstanmybeloved Is my favorite they are super cool

Spidercise 

Exercises that counteract vericose veins. Often done by older women who have vericose vein disease. Spidercises are easy to do and anyone can do it, even if you don't have vericose. This workout is one of many invented by Beatrice "Gunny Granny" Middleton. Spidercises are spooky sweet. So, if you old ladies have veins that are sore to your eyes, why not reduce them with some Spidercise!
Beatrice: Oh no, darn vericose veins again! They're getting to me, honey. Its time for my Spidercise.

Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?

Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.

Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.

Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?

Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.

Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.

Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!
Spidercise by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
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