Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

spiderbomb

The art of placing one's clenched fist inside another human being. Once inside, opening the palm and 'twiddling' one's fingers.

Fat: I well got spiderbombed last night!

Slag: Did you? What's it like?

Fat: Imagine fisting, but they tickle you with their fingers at the same time.

by Spider-Bomb_Artiste October 13, 2007

spiderboysgf

best tiktoker ever, they make great edits and are very funny

person 1- hey do you know spiderboysgf

person 2- um no

person 1- i hate you 😐

by Atyd May 14, 2021

Spiderbowels

Someone who is so tight arsed he is said to posses spiderbowels, i.e. a very small anus

Conroy never get the beers in when it's his round, fuckin spiderbowels.

by doffer July 13, 2004

spiderboysgf

this is the name of a person who CANNOT for there life pick a fuckin username 😐 has gone through so many eras. has a slight obsession with peter parker and would marry him if they could. they also happens to be very cool and very entertaining. she bullies her mutuals and likes to break their hearts in a regular basis. good at editing.

“do you know spiderboysgf?”
“Yes she’s funny”

by gigigigigiigig May 14, 2021

spiderboxer

a funny name for a supercell account. its so good that he must have so many points in clash of clan and clash royal. Spider boxer is a name for robin hood and spiders who are boxers. It can also be for a spider who boxes and likes ass holes.

rawbin lives in the spiderboxer Joe! He must be so hot because he is a spiderboxer!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair November 2, 2021

spiderboxer

A spider that boxes. Mostly in clash royal.

Did you see the spiderboxer?
No!
He must be boxing again!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair November 4, 2021