doffer's definitions

Burberry

Clothing for the peasant underclass, who only wear it as all their gelled fringed sporty spice mates wear it.

Nova driver crash helmets

Move away from my car you scumbag I don't want burberry stains on it.

by doffer June 1, 2004

Spiderbowels

Someone who is so tight arsed he is said to posses spiderbowels, i.e. a very small anus

Conroy never get the beers in when it's his round, fuckin spiderbowels.

by doffer July 13, 2004

Babba Tash

the act of inserting the finger up a subjects rectum then wiping the finger across the subjects bottom lip.

Look Ginner has fallen asleep , someone give him a "babba tash"

by doffer November 30, 2003