Spicsha

A Spanish non Jew woman

A mixture of the Yiddish word “shiksa” (meaning a non Jewish woman ) and an English derogatory word “spic” (a short version for Spanish person )

Together in one word .

How dare he marry that spicsha .

Such a spicsha she is

by Britttz August 18, 2023

Spishak

The fake company invented by the writers of MAD tv to represent and parody those cheap infomercials and paid programming programmes you see on TV way late at night/really early in the morning that try to pass off unrealisticly cheap and unreliable products as good, safe, and quality products that are just too good to be in stores

Spishak commercials usually have:

-A repetitive jingle that cues once the Spishak guy appears
-Someone seriously maimed and bloodied up at the end
-Bad acting and saying things that make no sense
-A couple worried about an issue irrelevant to the commercial
-Pat Kilbane (or whoever the Spishak Guy is in the sketch) jumps out of nowhere claiming he can fix their problems
-The married couple claims "Spishak Man has saved our marriage!"

Spishak has created a plethora of stupid products, including:

Spishak Snoorpk
Spishak Mach 20 Razor
Spishak Hey It's Ovens For Kids Easy Bake Oven
Spishak Excuses Excuses Excuses Excuses '98
Spishak Bug Zapper Only The Bugs Are Deers Instead

Spishak Announcer: Has this ever happened to you?
David Herman as "Troubled Man": (Throws water on car) AHHh!
Spishak Announcer: No need to worry with new Spishwax carwax from Spishak! Spishwax is based on a highly scientific principal. Too difficult to understand but easy to a apply!
Troubled Man: (Throws water on car)
Spishak Announcer: See how the water beads? That's Spishawax protecting your car from water damage! Unforutnately Spishwax won't protect your car from:

Paint, Tar, Feathers, Guano, Shampoo, Conditioner, Wood Stain, Mahogany Wood Stain (Troubled Man just throws a can of wood stain at the car really hard), Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Easter Eggs, Easter Rocks, Baseball Bats, Bowling Balls, Chum, Potted Plants, Jewish Weddings, Cat Litter, Neighborhood Kids, Chicken and Dumplings, Christmas Decorations, Cinder Blocks, Sledgwhammers, Sandwiches, Did we mention Baseball Bats?, Boat Anchors, And Wrecking Balls!

Spishak Announcer: So when you think of carwax...
Troubled Man: ...Spishak Spishwax from Spishak! The catalog says-
Angry Car Owner: HEY!!! WHAT’D YOU DO TO MY CAR!? HEY!!! (Chases Troubled Man)
Spishak Announcer: Spishak Spishwax, Remember: "It's just wax."

by Magic Jesus June 21, 2008

SpinSham

Is when two people are in love regardless of the circumstances.

Holy, Sean loves her, that is truly SpinSham.

by Lambmeat May 23, 2021

spicstain

A spic stain is someone of Hispanic origin and shits his pants creating a smelly stain

What a spicstain

by Spic Stain March 31, 2016

spishank

An action word. A word describing expression; suprise, stupefaction, joy, excitement, double whammy

I just drank 12 shots of whiskey, spishank!

by Turd Fergison May 14, 2005

Spicstachio

wispy little black hairs on the upper lip of a mexican gangster, also known as a fauxstache

Pablo's pretty cute for a cholo, but that spicstachio has got to go!

by list-easy October 9, 2008

spicspawning

was a huge problem in America when illegal aliens from below the Texas border used to somehow burrow underground

and mole their way into the country in an insidious plot to make the united states more yellowish brown by breeding too much without protection

ey essay stop spicspawning with my grandma

by superiorbreed June 12, 2017