Spicstachio 

wispy little black hairs on the upper lip of a mexican gangster, also known as a fauxstache

Pablo's pretty cute for a cholo, but that spicstachio has got to go!

Spicstachio by list-easy October 9, 2008

Shitstachio 

When you are eating pistachios and invariably one goes in your mouth that tastes like a bucket of shit. Aka, a 'bad' one.

"Ughh! Aghhh!" Cries Mickey, spitting out green fragments.
"Garsh," Said Goofy. "What happened Mick?"
"Eeeeew. I was eating pistachios and suddenly one of them tasted... well, like shit!" said Mickey frowning.
"More like 'Shitstachios'!" Laughed Goofy.

Shitstachio by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker July 7, 2025