A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.
Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!
Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.
I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.
I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.
When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.