sphinkle 

The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to assjazzling, but with more sparkle.

Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.

Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.

Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.

sphinkle by Sphinklemonster July 19, 2011

Sphinkle 

Sphincter wrinkles

"You can tell how old someone is by counting their sphinkles."

Sphinkle by Sangwazoloigists January 5, 2023

sphincter sprinkler 

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

miami sprinkler 

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Wittenoom Sprinkler 

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.

Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.

Wittenoom Sprinkler by J Archer August 23, 2018

Big Rapids Sprinkler

A Big Rapids sprinkler is when a girl gives you head, you cum in her mouth, and then she blows the cum back out all over your face. They are named for the types of girls you'll get in Big Rapids, MI, home of Ferris State University.

I thought I had just got the best head in my life from Becky until she stood up and gave me a Big Rapids sprinkler.

Big Rapids Sprinkler by Tim Time March 31, 2010

sprinkler starter 

A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.

Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!

sprinkler starter by brooskitooski January 29, 2018