sphinkle

The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to assjazzling, but with more sparkle.

Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.

Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.

Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.