Sphinctphony

Musical sounds coming from the anus region.

Wow, did you hear that sphinctphony?

Sphinctphony by Dansi December 12, 2008

Sphinctaphone 

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.

Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

Sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

sphinctaphone 

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.

Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

Sphyncphony 

Pronounced: "Ss-fink-fonee"

A distinctly intricate compound fart, characterised by an extended succession of harmonious 'trump' elements in an unusual composition. Comprises of more than three individual tones, which when blended together audibly- form a piece of gaseous music from one's anal passage.

A difficult skill to master, involving the contraction and controlled blowing of the anus. Usually apparent after ingestion of pro-methane-production food stuffs, such as Protein Shakes, JRAC Food or the consumption of solid effervescent tablets.

When more than one "Sphyncphony" is played from several anii (anus, plural) , this is commonly known as an Orchestral Sphyncphony, or a fucking smelly disaster.

An unforgiving volume of odour-rich methane gas is usually a bi-product of a Sphyncphony. Volumes of gas have been recorded to fill a 5 person bedroom.

Repels all female species and may be used as a room-mate deterrent.

After a succession of farts, *Laughs* "Holy shit, that was a Sphyncphony! A LOVE IT"

"I need a trump..." *performs sphyncphony and pisses off Rick* - "You smelly bastard"!

"Pull my finger..." *tugs left index finger* - cries with laughter due to sphyncphony.

Sphyncphony by Typical Chris January 13, 2013