Sphinctphony
Sphinctphony by Dansi December 12, 2008
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Sphinctaphone
A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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sphinctaphone
A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
Sphyncphony
Pronounced: "Ss-fink-fonee"
A distinctly intricate compound fart, characterised by an extended succession of harmonious 'trump' elements in an unusual composition. Comprises of more than three individual tones, which when blended together audibly- form a piece of gaseous music from one's anal passage.
A difficult skill to master, involving the contraction and controlled blowing of the anus. Usually apparent after ingestion of pro-methane-production food stuffs, such as Protein Shakes, JRAC Food or the consumption of solid effervescent tablets.
When more than one "Sphyncphony" is played from several anii (anus, plural) , this is commonly known as an Orchestral Sphyncphony, or a fucking smelly disaster.
An unforgiving volume of odour-rich methane gas is usually a bi-product of a Sphyncphony. Volumes of gas have been recorded to fill a 5 person bedroom.
Repels all female species and may be used as a room-mate deterrent.
A distinctly intricate compound fart, characterised by an extended succession of harmonious 'trump' elements in an unusual composition. Comprises of more than three individual tones, which when blended together audibly- form a piece of gaseous music from one's anal passage.
A difficult skill to master, involving the contraction and controlled blowing of the anus. Usually apparent after ingestion of pro-methane-production food stuffs, such as Protein Shakes, JRAC Food or the consumption of solid effervescent tablets.
When more than one "Sphyncphony" is played from several anii (anus, plural) , this is commonly known as an Orchestral Sphyncphony, or a fucking smelly disaster.
An unforgiving volume of odour-rich methane gas is usually a bi-product of a Sphyncphony. Volumes of gas have been recorded to fill a 5 person bedroom.
Repels all female species and may be used as a room-mate deterrent.
After a succession of farts, *Laughs* "Holy shit, that was a Sphyncphony! A LOVE IT"
"I need a trump..." *performs sphyncphony and pisses off Rick* - "You smelly bastard"!
"Pull my finger..." *tugs left index finger* - cries with laughter due to sphyncphony.
"I need a trump..." *performs sphyncphony and pisses off Rick* - "You smelly bastard"!
"Pull my finger..." *tugs left index finger* - cries with laughter due to sphyncphony.
Sphyncphony by Typical Chris January 13, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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