sphinctaphone

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2017
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Sphinctaphone

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2017
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