Sphinctaphone
A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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sphinctaphone
A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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SphincterPhone
Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.
SphincterPhone by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004
sphincterphone
Telephone capable of bypassing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. This device was designed with two uses in mind:
1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line
2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"
The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.
1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line
2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"
The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.
sphincterphone by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008
Sphinctphony
Sphinctphony by Dansi December 12, 2008
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