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Sphinctergeddon 

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.
"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."
Sphinctergeddon by Turbobear October 21, 2006

sphincterized 

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.
sphincterized by Noir September 6, 2005

Sphinctified 

The act of or having back end trots, diarrhea or being able to s*!* through a screen door.
Man, that Mexican food made me sphinctified!
Sphinctified by Stinky Cheese24 November 18, 2011

sphinctered 

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else
went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left
sphinctered by dirtbox July 24, 2006

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026