Sphinctefied

Jeremy got his sphincter caught in a garbage disposal and yells Jamie!!!!

You’ve been sphinctefied Jeremy status

Sphinctefied by Jamie sucks a lot February 10, 2022

Sphinctergeddon 

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.

"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."

Sphinctergeddon by Turbobear October 21, 2006

sphincterized 

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.

Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.

sphincterized by Noir September 6, 2005

Sphinctified 

The act of or having back end trots, diarrhea or being able to s*!* through a screen door.

Man, that Mexican food made me sphinctified!

Sphinctified by Stinky Cheese24 November 18, 2011

sphinctered 

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else

went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left

sphinctered by dirtbox July 24, 2006