spermlet 

Young aged, at a young age, short, small, search for a woman, pervert.

"I always wanted a guitar since I was a spermlet."(young)

"Lol, Kevin is spermlet." (short)

"Dude, I think im spermlet(ed)toward this hot chick!"(pervert)

spermlet by fireanonmonys April 4, 2009

Spermlet 

GAY UKRAINIAN SPERM PROJECTILE

My foreign friend from Ukraine loves to get his spermlets ina knot his name is dusko

Spermlet by SEXY Turner November 10, 2020

spermulet 

1. From the singular term sperm. The plural: spermulets - meaning: lots of sperms.
2. Small growing sperms.

"look at those spermulets"
"spermulets can grow"
"watch that spermulet swim"

spermulet by anon November 1, 2004

Spermlit 

A sperm cell that has been deformed altering it’s appearance, possibly rendering it abandoned

Look at that stupid spermlit in that trash can

Spermlit by Oliver Andrew rogan July 25, 2023

Spermpet 

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

Spermpet by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024

Spermpet 

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

Spermpet by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024

Spergletog

The result of when she spergles your Tog.

When she spergles my Tog I spergletog.

Spergletog by Top20_countrysongs November 19, 2025