Definitions by drfriendlysatanist

Spermpet 

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

Spermpet by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024

Spermpet 

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

Spermpet by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024