Spermpet 

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

Spermpet by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024

Spermpet 

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

Spermpet by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024

sperm pet 

a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.

vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet

cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute

sperm pet by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022

spermlet 

Young aged, at a young age, short, small, search for a woman, pervert.

"I always wanted a guitar since I was a spermlet."(young)

"Lol, Kevin is spermlet." (short)

"Dude, I think im spermlet(ed)toward this hot chick!"(pervert)

spermlet by fireanonmonys April 4, 2009

Spermlet 

GAY UKRAINIAN SPERM PROJECTILE

My foreign friend from Ukraine loves to get his spermlets ina knot his name is dusko

Spermlet by SEXY Turner November 10, 2020