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Spermpet

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!
Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024
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Spermpet

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!
Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024
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sperm pet

a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet

cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
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spermlet

Young aged, at a young age, short, small, search for a woman, pervert.
"I always wanted a guitar since I was a spermlet."(young)

"Lol, Kevin is spermlet." (short)

"Dude, I think im spermlet(ed)toward this hot chick!"(pervert)
by fireanonmonys April 4, 2009
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Spermlet

My foreign friend from Ukraine loves to get his spermlets ina knot his name is dusko
by SEXY Turner November 10, 2020
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