Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!
Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
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Get the Spermpet mug.Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!
Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024
Get the Spermpet mug.a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
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Get the sperm pet mug."I always wanted a guitar since I was a spermlet."(young)
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"Dude, I think im spermlet(ed)toward this hot chick!"(pervert)
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