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Spermface! by GrimMeeper! May 12, 2010
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Spermabetes
Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.
Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.
Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.
Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...
Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
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spermageddon
N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.
After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.
spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010
Spermeate
The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.
Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018
Spermjacking
Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
Spermjacking by Divisionbear June 23, 2009
spareface
interj.
Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.
Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).
Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.
Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).
Spermiage
English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"
It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
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