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spermazoid 

Damaged offspring. Who later matures and tries to rule its creater.

a spermazoid is a living gremlin. Piss the offsping off or manage house other then their way "spermazoids turned from f**ked up preportating RUSSEL BRands into a germlins trying to take over the world."
Teen pregnacies : a friend of mine had four childern back to back. Each child is a teen prenacy oldest 17,second 15, third 17, fourth 15. Her first two child had the first three grandchildern 2007 and 2008. the second set of only two grand childern came in aug 2010 and 2011. She now has five grandchildern, oldest child is 22.They all still live at home. She saids " I love um but i cant f**king stand those spermazoids, they mutated right before my very eyes."
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Spermazoid

A spermazoid is someone who is younger than the speaker, treating them as if they were unborn due to the age gap. Most often used to describe people years younger than the speaker, though can be used for month or week age gaps.
Dude 1: Hey dude, when's your birthday?
Dude 2: Oh, the 12th of June, why?
Dude 1: HA! Spermazoid!
Dude 2: Dude, I'm literally 1 year and 2 months younger, I'm not a goddamn spermazoid!
Dude 1: You want a binky, wittle spermazoid?
Spermazoid by FrankDBDLegionSex August 2, 2026

spermaid 

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid
“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”
spermaid by kareezus January 23, 2020

spermdroid 

Robot wich injects sperm from donors into the female's vagina to get her pregnant.

This will be invented in 2045 by arnold sputnik.
Problem :Lesbian chick wants to get pregnant.

Solution :Get her a spermdroid for her birthday.(Now for only $199.99)
spermdroid by lorenzor March 11, 2009

Spermaid 

The act of cumming all over ones legs so they become stuck together like a mermaid
Did you hear about Jim? He came so much his legs got stuck together like a spermaid!
Spermaid by alienss4 June 30, 2020

Spermaid 

A Spermaid is a person who has intercourse with males often enough to be considered living in sperm.
"I heard she sleeps around."
"Wow, she's such a Spermaid."
Spermaid by MayhexxGT August 6, 2016

Spermaids 

Refers to the little swimmers (sperm or mermaids) every man carries that women just cant get enough of. Mermaids which were once thought extinct cloned themselves into exact replicas of sperm and now invade every orafice the human body has to offer.
Hey man, did you see that guy on the beach, he shot spermaids all in that girls mouth.
Spermaids by Raptor13fox July 13, 2011
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