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Spermamoid

A spermamoid is a man/boy who is younger than the speaker, treating them as if they were unborn due to the age gap. The smaller the age gap, the funnier. Is regarded as the male version of spermafoid, with the names coming from "foid" and "moid".
Dude 1: Hey, dude, when's your birthday? I wanna get you Dead By Daylight for it
Dude 2: You gonna send me to fucking hell?? Okay, only doing this for the refund, it's the 14th of March
Dude 1: HA!! FUCKING SPERMAMOID!!!
Dude 2: Piss off I'm going to bum you
Dude 1: Yeah eat shit
Spermamoid by FrankDBDLegionSex August 2, 2026

Spermazoid

A spermazoid is someone who is younger than the speaker, treating them as if they were unborn due to the age gap. Most often used to describe people years younger than the speaker, though can be used for month or week age gaps.
Dude 1: Hey dude, when's your birthday?
Dude 2: Oh, the 12th of June, why?
Dude 1: HA! Spermazoid!
Dude 2: Dude, I'm literally 1 year and 2 months younger, I'm not a goddamn spermazoid!
Dude 1: You want a binky, wittle spermazoid?
Spermazoid by FrankDBDLegionSex August 2, 2026