Spermamoid

A spermamoid is a man/boy who is younger than the speaker, treating them as if they were unborn due to the age gap. The smaller the age gap, the funnier. Is regarded as the male version of spermafoid, with the names coming from "foid" and "moid".

Dude 1: Hey, dude, when's your birthday? I wanna get you Dead By Daylight for it
Dude 2: You gonna send me to fucking hell?? Okay, only doing this for the refund, it's the 14th of March
Dude 1: HA!! FUCKING SPERMAMOID!!!
Dude 2: Piss off I'm going to bum you
Dude 1: Yeah eat shit

Spermamoid by FrankDBDLegionSex August 2, 2026

spermaid 

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

spermaid by kareezus January 23, 2020

spermdroid 

Robot wich injects sperm from donors into the female's vagina to get her pregnant.

This will be invented in 2045 by arnold sputnik.

Problem :Lesbian chick wants to get pregnant.

Solution :Get her a spermdroid for her birthday.(Now for only $199.99)

spermdroid by lorenzor March 11, 2009

Spermaid 

The act of cumming all over ones legs so they become stuck together like a mermaid

Did you hear about Jim? He came so much his legs got stuck together like a spermaid!

Spermaid by alienss4 June 30, 2020

Spermaid 

A Spermaid is a person who has intercourse with males often enough to be considered living in sperm.

"I heard she sleeps around."
"Wow, she's such a Spermaid."

Spermaid by MayhexxGT August 6, 2016

Spermaids 

Refers to the little swimmers (sperm or mermaids) every man carries that women just cant get enough of. Mermaids which were once thought extinct cloned themselves into exact replicas of sperm and now invade every orafice the human body has to offer.

Hey man, did you see that guy on the beach, he shot spermaids all in that girls mouth.

Spermaids by Raptor13fox July 13, 2011

spermacide 

Male masturbation, jerk off, jack off, whack off, rub one out, slapping the salami, beat the meat, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, choking the chicken, jerkin yer gerkin, beating off, cranking for cum, jerk the johnson, shine your pole, stroke the stallion, wanking, waxing the carrot, crowning the bishop, playing the pipe, pumping the handle.

I think I am going to go home and do some spermacide.

spermacide by VikingInAtl February 4, 2007